Gloria, act like no one’s watching you.
Gloria, hold up a newspaper showing today’s date.
I watched Gloria make a jealousy into a typhoon. Gloria, sweet Gloria.
We brought this upon ourselves. That’s what she told Gloria.
Gloria said, The wind that whistles like a warning, well I wonder,
if it’s possibly something mystical, which was really not her style.
There was trouble in the castle. My dreams are often in airports.
Gloria plays the out-of tune violin and it still sounds like velvet cheese.
They call her the Viper, that Gloria, because she knows
how to close a sale. Her secret is not feeling anything.